Now inviting beta testers

From guess
to know.

Bodhi connects every tool you already run on, watches the numbers around the clock, and answers you in plain English. We're opening a limited private beta — get early access before anyone else.

Limited spots per intake · Connect your first source in under 10 minutes once you're in.

Bodhi product preview: a chat interface showing a business question, an answer and sample insights such as a retention alert, ad spend correlation and a course upsell assumption.

Plugs into the tools you already use
Stripe
Shopify
HubSpot
Xero
QuickBooks
Google Sheets
Meta Ads
Google Ads
TikTok Ads
Klaviyo
Mailchimp
Slack
Gmail
Notion
Calendar
PostgreSQL
MySQL
Supabase
The uncomfortable truth

You're data-rich.
Insight-poor.

The answer to next quarter's biggest question is already sitting in your Stripe, HubSpot and Shopify accounts. You just can't get to it — and nobody's shown you a way that doesn't cost £150K a year in headcount.

Sunday-night spreadsheets

Exporting CSVs and VLOOKUP-ing them into a 47-tab master sheet, just to answer one question.

The dashboard graveyard

Two failed BI projects. £15K sunk. Three Notion pages called "Reporting v2" nobody opens.

Decisions by loudest voice

The Monday meeting debate gets settled by whoever argues hardest — not by numbers anyone trusts.

The quiet fear

The gap between what you actually know and what you're deciding on is widening every quarter.

"The data is already there — sitting in your tools, quietly contradicting decisions you've already made." — Why we built Bodhi
The Oracle Loop

Not a dashboard.
An Oracle that watches your business.

Five moves that turn a pile of platform reports into a system that surfaces what matters, asks the next question, and pulls the whole team up with it.

01

Unify

Every source you run on — pulled into one place the Oracle can read end-to-end.

02

Watch

Eyes on the business 24/7. No one has to remember to open a dashboard.

03

Surface

What matters comes to you — a channel tanking, a cohort churning, margin shifting.

04

Probe

The Oracle asks the next question. Layered insight, not flat charts.

05

Open

The whole team can ask — and be asked. You stop being the bottleneck.

How it works

Connect. Ask. Act.

The full transformation, three moves. No implementation phase, no discovery period, no six-month roadmap before your first answer.

Act 1

Connect everything.
Trust the numbers.

Databases, spreadsheets, APIs, ad platforms, Slack, email, meeting transcripts — all sit in one queryable source of truth. Every source shows Fresh / Aging / Stale so you always know whether a number can be trusted.

  • Postgres, MySQL, SQL Server, Supabase, Google Sheets, any REST API
  • Ambient capture from Slack, Gmail, Microsoft 365 and Fathom meetings
  • CSV / Excel import with type detection and deduping
  • Encrypted credentials, OAuth refresh, read-only querying by default
Stripe · Payments
Live · updated 2 min ago
Fresh
HubSpot · CRM
Live · updated 8 min ago
Fresh
Meta Ads · Paid social
Last sync 6h ago
Aging
Fathom · Sales calls
14 transcripts this week
Capturing
Act 2

Ask in plain English.
Anywhere you work.

Type a question, get a real answer with a chart you can pin to a dashboard. Ask in the app, in Slack with /ask, or bring Bodhi into Claude, ChatGPT or any MCP client. Same brain. Same answers. Zero training.

  • Ask Your Data — plain English → chart in seconds
  • Slack: /ask what were total sales last month?
  • Drag-to-build dashboards with filters, drill-down, sharing
  • Available inside any AI assistant via MCP, safely (read-only, allow-listed)
Question
Which SKUs lost margin in Q1?
Answer · 3 SKUs flagged
Chart pinned
Suggested next question
Compare margin loss by supplier?
Act 3

Get told what matters.
Before anyone asks.

Bodhi doesn't wait to be opened. It watches your goals, KPI trees, risks and assumptions — then delivers a ranked insight feed, weekly briefs, and board packs that write themselves. Playbooks fire the moment a metric moves the wrong way.

  • Anomaly detection with zero configuration
  • Weekly AI-written intelligence briefs across every domain
  • Goals, KPI trees, risk register, assumption tracking
  • Recurring board packs, PDF-polished, delivered on schedule
Weekly Brief — Wk 27
Headline
Retention softening in enterprise cohort
Correlation detected
Ad spend ↑34%, MQLs flat
Recommended action
Refresh top-spend creative this week
Why Bodhi, not another BI tool

Built for owners.
Not for a data team you can't afford.

AI-native, not AI-bolted-on

The same engine powers in-app chat, Slack, and external AI clients. It's the product — not a widget added last quarter.

Proactive, not passive

It tells you what changed and what to do — instead of waiting for you to remember to open a dashboard.

Strategy sits with the data

Goals, risks, assumptions and knowledge live with the metrics. Context never gets lost.

Understands your business

A semantic layer learns what your data means — so answers are grounded in agreed meaning, not column guesses.

Meets you where you work

Slack, email, meetings, and your favourite AI assistant — not just a web app you have to remember to visit.

Bring your own AI

Runs on Anthropic, OpenAI, Gemini, with automatic provider failover and per-org budgets. No lock-in.

Common questions

Things owners ask us first.

What does the beta cost?

Nothing to join. Beta access is free while we onboard the first cohort — and testers get preferential founder pricing when we launch paid plans.

How long does setup take?

Most owners connect their first source in under 10 minutes and get a real insight the same day. No discovery phase, no consultants.

Do you need a data team to run this?

No. That's the point. Bodhi replaces the analyst you couldn't justify hiring — not the analyst you already have.

Is it safe for the team to use?

Queries are read-only and allow-listed per organisation. Role-based access, 2FA and audit logs come standard.

Can I bring my own AI keys?

Yes. Anthropic, OpenAI, Gemini — bring your own or use ours. Provider failover is automatic.

What happens to my data?

Your data stays in your tenant. We never train on it. Full export any time. Cancel and we delete it.

The private beta

Get in early.
Help shape the Oracle.

We're onboarding a small group of owner-led businesses before public launch. Beta testers get hands-on access, a direct line to the team, and a real say in what we build next.

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First access, founder pricing

Be among the first to run Bodhi on your real data — and lock in preferential early-adopter terms when we launch.

☎

Direct line to the team

A private channel to the people building Bodhi. Your feedback goes straight into the roadmap, not a support queue.

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White-glove onboarding

We'll help connect your first sources and set up your goals so you get a trustworthy answer in the first session.

1

Request your invite

Drop your details below. It takes fifteen seconds — no card, no commitment.

2

We reach out

We onboard in small batches. When a spot opens, we'll email you to get set up.

3

Connect & go

Plug in your first source in under ten minutes and get your first real insight the same day.

Stop bluffing yourself

The data is already there.
Come see it first.

Spots in each beta intake are limited. Add your details and we'll be in touch with your invite.